A good breakfast is by far the best way
to start another pillage and-a plunder day
There’s perhaps best breakfast than liquor?
And there is maybe best liquor than rum?
So I head to the hold with a satisfied smile
Biding farewell to sobriety
But I’ll be damned if some infamous rogue
did not steal all the cans CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone
Take out the loot right now
CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone
Bring it all back
CHOIR: I wanna drink now
I need to drink right now
CHOIR: Where hath th hard stuff gone? 24 barrels of Puerto Rican
Dried up until the last drop
Bring me the culprit, bring ‘im before me
That blasted wretch’s gonna feed the fish Investigate the ship
Interrogate the crew
They all seem dry like me
May this be a curse by the gods of the sea? CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone
Take out the loot right now
CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone
Bring it all back
CHOIR: I wanna drink now
I need to drink right now
CHOIR: Where hath th hard stuff gone? 24 barrels of Puerto Rican
Dried up until the last drop
Bring me the culprit, bring ‘im before me
That blasted wretch’s gonna feed the fish A good breakfast is by far the best way
to start another pillage and-a plunder day
But today the day started so damn bad
An’ can only go worse if we don’t find
all the cans In the end it turned out that the captain wuz to blame
The paunchy motherfucker drank an’ boozed like a whale
so I had to go back workin’ sober an’ polite
with no bottle in me hand for the first time
in me life CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone
Take out the loot right now
CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone
Bring it all back
CHOIR: I wanna drink now
I need to drink right now
CHOIR: Where hath th hard stuff gone? 24 barrels of Puerto Rican
Dried up until the last drop
Bring me the culprit, bring ‘im before me
That blasted wretch’s gonna feed the fish
Alestorm return with another batch of rollicking pirate metal. Swinging, sawing keys, “yo-ho-ho” sing-along choruses, and riffs for days. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2017
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